Penguin, tonight

In a change to tonight’s schedule at 10.30pm on BBC3.2 is Penguin, a whistle-blowing documentary, a highly controversial penguin is involved in a complex espionage conspiracy, the subject of the documentary, known only as ‘teacup’ is so mired in polarising debate that this programme is unscheduled in the normal...
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Bee-there or bee somewhere else

Wait, hold up, woooahsey wooooahsey, is it? Could it be? yee-essssss. YES Y E S It is Friday, I just had to check, and check it I have it’s Friday and you can’t say it ain’t (try it you cannot, and I should know I’ve eaten a pineapple...
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Toasties (the reinvention)

We’re riding our horses freeeeeeeeeeeeeee wheeeeeeee like the winddddddd, this must mean it is Friday where the trees are green, the sun is shiny shiny, an acoustic version of a Bruno Mars track is playing, he’s singing about the moon as he does, moon crooning, and WE ARE...
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The Tunnel

Fa fa fa frideeeeee wheeeeeeeeee whushhhhhhhh shush do a triple axle spin, top it up with gin grin, the thing is that it’s been a long week, some chops came along put a community wide mind spell on us, hexed us like totally wotally with baked beans on...
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Jim & the misty station

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrridayyyyyyyyy the FRI of DAYS, the Fri-est, wubbly wubbliest peas in your gravy (YOUR gravy, no-one elses, not even Cats O’Reillly), you’ve WON a prize, hold on to the end of this post for your prize that YOUUUUUUU have won, that’s right; not ONLLYYYYYYY are you supersexy right...
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Purple jean shorts

We made it Friday people, you just snuck in too, the last one before they closed the line, well done, it’s a good feeling, like you just boarded a ship and you’re excited, you have a look around, look at all the exciting things, there’s a fun brasserie...
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Friday ramblings

Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so let’s alllllll take a leaf from the good book, the book of dog, we can all learn a lot here people (yes you, and you, ok maybe you too madam, no not you, ok you because you’ve got a winky dinkery kinda smile that makes me...
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Phone beep beep beeps

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa-fa-fa fa fa fa fa-fa-fa fa fa aaaaa fahhhhhhh. Friday Yep, it isser. Yepper, yepperinos. Yepperinos in a breville, with cheese oozing out ON FIREEEEE with tomatoes that are like sooooo hot they burn your dongue buddd youu donn care cosssss it...
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Don’t stop be-lievinggggg

If you prefix any word with be- it becomes wayyyy better bedazzled befrazzled bedevilled don’t stop be-lievvvvving hold ontothaaaaa feee leeeeyyyy eeeee enggggggg, be be be because ahhhhhhhh love you (can’t (be)remember the rest of the words to that Glen Medeiros song (be)alas, probably a good thing too,...
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Trampoline Moon

Like lightning from the electrified sky bzzzangggg it’s Friday, and what a Friday, it’s a strawberry dacquiri zip zagging tails-a-wagging by jimminy bubble-bath kind of Friday, I knew it would be, I put on special socks, special pants, special sockpants, and some say even my bants are made...
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