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Friday Music

Fridayyyyy Fridayyyyy with wine is fine, with beer veneer, with gin a grin, with vodka a bodgka, and with whiskey a little frisky n’est pas? Ahhhh they don’t make ‘em like this any more, one time a day a Friday was served with a little tickle, owsyerfather, and...
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Superman Jeans

That was a superfast jampacked raspberrydastardly wobblyjelly mindblowing peach of peaches of whirlwind it’s a twister auntie Em, kinda week, crikeyonyerbikey and you can call me Brenda (how come no-one’s called Brenda any more?) if it ain’t so, why only this week I saw a monkey made of...
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Tricky Friday

I just licked a battery, why? I haven’t done this since I was a kid (my favourite was that one you don’t see anymore, you know the one, the one with the two different nodule type bits that plugged into another double-noduled cap-like flap that was encased in...
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Nothing to see here

Now look here (where? here) look, I may be serious for a moment, I may, I mean I might can I may I, maybe, may be, I think, wait, let me check and put more commas in,,,,,,,, yes, it’s happening, seriousnesssssss is a coming, don’t try and fight...
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Monkey DJ

The place stank. I mean really, seriously, it stank, it was like totally woooooahhhhthere. It stank like so much worse than how you would imagine a monkey’s cage to stink like after a hard day’s monkeying, which wasn’t at all crazy considering this was a monkey cage, and...
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Dog-walking adventures (Part 1 of millions)

Dog walking is a pretty adventurous past-time, trust me non-dog-people it is. A whole multitude of things can occur whilst out walking our furry friends, especially if you go walking, no wait, hiking, yes hiking sounds more apt, walking? Ha anyoneeeee can walk, hiking, that’s serious, I’ve got...
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The planet Friday

The moist mist misted mostly across the mittens of mainly many monkeys mittens on the inexplicably maroon London street. People were peopling; either on their way hurriedly to work or feverishly trying to get home from the night before, a dog walks his man and tries to be...
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Writing – Top 10 tips

Trying to write isn’t as easy as sitting down and writing. You need to basically procrastinate as much as possible before you can actually begin. Here’s my top ten tips on how to start writing… Make coffee Drink coffee Set time aside to actually write Go running Talk...
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