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A fridge called Alfred

At first there was nothing. Then. T H e N NNNN like, from nowhere, wow, ok, but from somewhere, maybe it came from behind the fridge (it’s just so damn hard to get behind there, and when you do there’s so much going on, wires, noises, is it...
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I see Monkeys all the time

I write this post whilst listening to Pirates of the Carribean video game on the wii (it’s on in the background), everything is drama, sword-clinking, ships, ahhh-hhaass, arhghhhhs, and more ha-hasssss, there is also a piece of music that reminds me of Doug Stanhope (who’s Doug Stanhope), well,...
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Crimbo Choons

I like my wine, I like my chat, I like my networking, I like my Christmas party parties partying, I like pretty much most of the Christmas wonderment and fun that comes with the whole oh it’s the end of the year let’s go crazy together in the...
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London is, well, big, it’s well big

London’s a pretty big place. We have a map of the world in our bathroom (I would highly recommend this (and I don’t mean getting any old map or indeed a bathroom, I mean putting a map in your bathroom), particularly if you’re a man and like ours it is...
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Best things ever #39: New socks

Some things need to be savoured, a new wine you’ve discovered, a new author, a song you’ve never heard before (have you ever heard Bob James’s Take me to the mardi gras?), a new shirt, but shut the front door, have you realised lately how great a new pair...
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An appointment with the Doctor

I once had a friend who lived in a shoe, true story. I know what you’re thinking, come on Skateface, but it is true, ok not a shoe per se, he lived in a place called Ashoe, just outside of Long Buckby. It was a small model village,...
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Competitive Walking

How dare this person walk at the same speed as me and two steps in front of me, but wait hahaah what’s this? A crossing, and he’s going to wait for the car, yes YES this is my moment my window of opportunity, if I step in front...
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Radio Monkey

Radio you little monkey you. I have many moments that make me shudder when I reflect on them, sommmeee I won’t go into here, but one that really made me laugh when I remembered it was when I was a kid listening to some controversial pirate radio station....
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The Inconvenient Store

I was in the bubble bath again having a cracking soak when I had the sudden rumblings of a good idea (in truth the bath is the origin of a lot of my ideas, both good and bad ones). The water was getting cold, I would have to get out...
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